Worf's Brother Is Pooh

(Wayland and Brendan)


Subject:    Worf's Brother is Pooh
Date:       Fri, 26 Jan 2001 04:42:54 GMT
From:       Wayland and Brendan<terminalwriter@hotmail.com>
Message-ID: <3A70FFF2.1E0167F7@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.duke.basketball,alt.fan.cronan-thompson


Worf's Brother Is Pooh
(to the tune of REM's Man On The Moon)

Norman the Elf and the Dogbertron. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Plain and Simple in the flamewarring match. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Wackylace, Peeping, checkers, and chess. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Straczynski in a TNT mess. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let's play Mario Kart, let's play MST. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
See you in heaven if you make the list. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Hey, Cronan, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you now an Orc?
Hey, Cronan, are you goofing on Dan T.?
Hey, baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed Worf's long-lost brother is Pooh (his brother is Pooh)
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Infy went walking with the staff of wood. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Archie got beaned by the apple good. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Servo was troubled by the Sandramend. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Norman Doering had the gall to hit send. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Hey, Cronan, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you now an Orc?
Hey, Cronan, are you goofing on Dan T.?
Hey, baby, are you having fun?

If you believed Worf's long-lost brother is Pooh (his brother is Pooh)
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

Here's a little obit for the never-believer. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here's another black guy for the offering. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Here's alt.fan.bam instead of Saint Peter's. (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Mister Cronan Thompson's gone trollerizing (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Hey, Cronan, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you now an Orc?
Hey, Cronan, are you goofing on Dan T.?
Hey, baby, are we losing touch?

If you believed Worf's long-lost brother is Pooh (his brother is Pooh)
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

If you believed Worf's long-lost brother is Pooh (his brother is Pooh)
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

If you believed Worf's long-lost brother is Pooh (his brother is Pooh)
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

If you believed Worf's long-lost brother is Pooh (his brother is Pooh)
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then nothing is cool.

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Wayland and Brendan
... in memoriam


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