My shrink is really pissing me off now

Original post: luvsmycat
Wackylaced by: Cronan Thompson


Subject:    Re: My shrink is really pissing me off now
From:       "Cronan"
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.support.depression,alt.pizza.delivery.drivers
Date: Fri,  8 Jan 1999
Message-ID: <774ent$hk2$1@samsara0.mindspring.com>

luvsmycat wrote some of what this once was:
>hi captain --
>
>forgive me for intruding here, cause i don't know if i've spoken to you on

top of old smokey, all covered with pizza cheese, but i'm not really on

>the newsgruop yet, and i'm hoping my response doesn't upset you, cause its

not terribly bright and i though i betray my ignorance it's really, really

>not intended to....BUT --
>
>i wish that my therapist WOULD tell me things like that -- instead we get

to rollin' around in grease paints and then we talkabout my feelings.  he's

>all psychoanalytical etc etc etc and i just fall into this world that makes

me wear tight leather underwear with garters and a wip in my bum.  i find

>it very easy for me to stay isolated.  it will be a miraculous day when i

finally get all that grease paint out of my pubic hair.  it'll be soon that i

>can say i have two really good friends in my life, even a boyfriend, and

someone to pull that god damn whip out of my ass!  that's secondary to the fact

>that when i need to talk to someone, or find someone to have fun with, that

i call 900 numbers and talk to someone from eddore.  i really wish i could

>i have someone around to talk to or have fun with.
>
>part of my pain is because i am alone and am scared to join the world some

where else.  i really wish my computer, printer and keyboard could somehow do

>more.  i'm wondering if you're 't' is just thinking that your depression

is caused by the laws of supply and demand (no one demanding you supply sex) and

>will do better if you become more active and participate in life

without actually touching and catching all those nasty diseasals. I want so much

>more....anyway, that's what i was thinking when i read your post --- but its

not really a thought because thinking is something I can't do. It is, however,

>meant in the most non-judgemental, completely 100% 'i can relate to you'

sort of way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way way

>way...
>
>love,

(sorry about the stutter my way button got stuck)

>luvs
>
>--
>
>Conformity is the jailer of freedom

- stop sucking so hard Marilyn! -

>and the enemy of growth.

"How I Attracted Da' Chicks" by

>-John F. Kennedy
>
>Please don't write directly to me in email. I check the newsgroup

for people who are more pathetic than I am. The kids call it the

>daily. This is a boundary that i'm hoping you will respect.

PLEASE STAY AWAY!?

>Thanks.


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